| Dec 30 | 152nd Message – We have ways of making you talk |
| Dec 28 | 151st Message – More than one less than three thousand? |
| Dec 25 | 150th Message – And you believe this crap!? |
| Dec 23 | Dual Message – 148/149 – It’s hard to sugarcoat crazy |
| Dec 21 | Dual Message – 146/147 – Who!?!? |
| Dec 18 | Dual Message – 144/145 – X days since our last accident |
| Dec 16 | 143rd Message – Aren’t relationships great? |
| Dec 14 | Dual Message – 141/142 – And there she goes |
| Dec 11 | 140th Message – Just wait till we get home |
| Dec 9 | 139th Message – Defending the Ex- |
| Dec 7 | Dual Message – 137/138 – Don’t make me smack you |
| Dec 4 | Dual Message – 135/136 – Runin’ Low |
| Dec 2 | Dual Message – 133/134 – RTFM |
| Nov 30 | Dual Message – 131/132 – You’ve got some spinach in your teeth |
| Nov 27 | 130th Message – In space, there is no turkey |
| Nov 25 | Dual Message – 128/129 – I’m not crazy! I just want a sandwich |
| Nov 23 | 127th Message – Oh, it’s just aliens |
| Nov 20 | Dual Message – 125/126 – Drunk Visions |
| Nov 18 | Dual Message – 123/124 – Not like something James Cameron wrote |
| Nov 16 | Dual Message – 121/122 – Get up li’l doggie |
| Nov 13 | Dual Message – 119/120 – Is that a cow or an ardvark? |
| Nov 11 | Dual Message – 117/118 – Lean on me |
| Nov 9 | Dual Message – 115/116 – Ain’t got time to bleed |
| Nov 6 | 114th Messasge – My kingdom for a bandaid |
| Nov 4 | 113th Message – Guess it wasn’t Cthulhu after all |
| Nov 2 | 112th Message – Good Question |
| Oct 30 | 111th Message – The Horror! |
| Oct 28 | Dual Message – 109/110 – Do you really wanna go there? |
| Oct 26 | 108th Message – Don’t you watch horror movies? |
| Oct 23 | Dual Message – 106/107 – Talking back |
| Oct 21 | Dual Message – 104/105 – Keeping Secrets |
| Oct 19 | 103rd Message – Right to know |
| Oct 16 | Dual Message – 101/102 – Enhance your calm |
| Oct 14 | Dual Message – 99/100 – I believe |
| Oct 12 | Dual Message – 97/98 – Hello? Anyone out there? |
| Oct 9 | 96th Message – Open Says Me |
| Oct 7 | Dual Message – 94/95 – Call the Marines! |
| Oct 5 | Dual Message – 92/93 – I’ll be back |
| Oct 2 | Dual Message – 90/91 – Are you trying to go around my helmet!? |
| Sep 30 | 89th Message – More info please |
| Sep 28 | 88th Message – Come here |
| Sep 25 | Dual Message – 86/87 – A sandwich would be nice |
| Sep 23 | Dual Message – 84/85 – Something Wonderful |
| Sep 21 | Triple Message – 81-83 – The Writing on the wall |
| Sep 18 | 80th Message – On the edge of our keyboards |
| Sep 16 | 79th Message – Whoa! |
| Sep 14 | 78th Message – There’s something on the wing |
| Sep 11 | Dual Message – 76/77 – That’s no moon… |
| Sep 9 | 75th Message – Getting There |
| Sep 7 | 74th Message – I have the con |
| Sep 4 | 73rd Message – Here I come to save the day |
| Sep 2 | 72nd Message – Yes, saved! |
| Aug 31 | 71st Message – Here Comes The Cavalry |
| Aug 28 | 70th Message – Being Right |
| Aug 26 | 69th Message – Taking a Breather |
| Aug 24 | 68th Message – Pulling your weight |
| Aug 21 | 67th Message – Headache |
| Aug 19 | Dual Message – 65/66 – O rly? |
| Aug 17 | Dual Message – 63/64 – What dun it? |
| Aug 14 | Dual Message – 61/62 – Get me a wipe |
| Aug 12 | Dual Message – 59/60 – Someone sneeze? |
| Aug 10 | Dual Message – 57/58 – Smokin’ |
| Aug 7 | 56th Message – Will you look at all this crap? |
| Aug 5 | 55th Message – Relieved |
| Aug 3 | 54th Message – There you are! |
| Jul 31 | 53rd Message – It’s eatin’ me up |
| Jul 29 | 52nd Message – Pick up the phone… |
| Jul 27 | 51st Message – Zip, zilch, nada |
| Jul 24 | 50th Message – Hello? Bueller? |
| Jul 22 | 49th Message – Fine… |
| Jul 20 | Dual Message – 47/48 – Enough already! |
| Jul 17 | Triple Message – 44-46 – Pressing the issue |
| Jul 15 | Dual Message – 42/43 – God, now what? |
| Jul 13 | 41st Message – No, anyone but him! |
| Jul 10 | 40th Message – Giving you the finger |
| Jul 8 | 39th Message – Well aren’t ya gonna help? |
| Jul 6 | Triple Message – 36-38 – It’s all about communication |
| Jul 3 | 35th Message – It melts in space, not in your hand |
| Jul 1 | 34th Message – Here’s Johnny! |
| Jun 29 | Triple Message – 31-33 – Jibba Jabba |
| Jun 26 | 30th Message – The Big Boss |
| Jun 24 | 29th Message – Ask an ye shall receive |
| Jun 22 | Dual Message – 27/28 – Going to see da boss |
| Jun 19 | Dual Message – 25/26 – Monitor tan |
| Jun 17 | 24th Message – You can see eternity |
| Jun 15 | 23rd Message – Behind the curtain |
| Jun 12 | 22nd Message – Look ma, no walls |
| Jun 10 | 21st Message – Room with a view |
| Jun 8 | 20th Message – Reach for the sky |
| Jun 5 | 19th Message – Shock! |
| Jun 3 | 18th Message – I like air! |
| Jun 1 | Why am I floating? |
| May 29 | 17th Message – Ouch! |
| May 27 | 16th Message – Jovian Flight Control |
| May 25 | 15th Message – Adrift for a Day |
| May 22 | 14th Message – Text Only? |
| May 20 | 13th Message – Why yes, we are engaged |
| May 18 | 12th Message – Rings around the Jovie |
| May 15 | 11th Message – Thanks to the Four Buddhas |
| May 13 | 10th Message – Who are you? |
| May 11 | 9th Message – Stress Getting to You? |
| May 8 | 8th Message – Console Jockeys |
| May 6 | 7th Message – Religious Context |
| May 4 | 6th Message – The Light |
| May 1 | 5th Message – Is Anyone Out There? |
| Apr 29 | 4th Message – Is this thing on? |
| Apr 27 | 3rd Message – The Weather's Fine |
| Apr 24 | 2nd Message – Damaged |
| Apr 22 | 1st Message – Static |
